Dear Person Who Blocked My Driveway at The Beach,
Because I am a kind person, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt. I am assuming you are from another country where it is considered good manners to block someone’s driveway when their daughter needs to be driven to the hospital.
For that reason, I am not calling the police. I am merely opening your unlocked car door, using your not-very-cleverly-hidden keys, and reparking your sandy Range Rover several blocks away, beneath this unfortunate “No Parking Anytime” sign.
You’re welcome.
And by the way, love your sunglasses.
verysincerely 
Kelly, this is hilarious. What an awesome idea for a blog! It is classy-looking as all get-out and the subtitle tugs at my heart. My whole life, how I loved to run to the mailbox and check my mail, to see if perhaps there was a personal letter! Now my husband checks the mail, because really, why bother?
I shall enjoy this tremendously.