Dear Person Who Blocked My Driveway at The Beach,
Because I am a kind person, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt. I am assuming you are from another country where it is considered good manners to block someone’s driveway when their daughter needs to be driven to the hospital.
For that reason, I am not calling the police. I am merely opening your unlocked car door, using your not-very-cleverly-hidden keys, and reparking your sandy Range Rover several blocks away, beneath this unfortunate “No Parking Anytime” sign.
And by the way, love your sunglasses.