Dear Friend of a Friend of a Friend,

You say you have a novel in you.

But since it took you nine meandering paragraphs to inform me of this, I’m not sure you even have an email in you.

So please don’t ask to pick my brain.  First, you need to pick up quite a few other things. Including a dictionary.

Very sincerely,

The Novelist



  1. Dorkaleena says:

    *snort*. Well said!

  2. Cruel, but awesome 😉

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