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Dear Person Who Blocked My Driveway At The Beach,

10 Saturday Mar 2012

Posted by Kelly Simmons in Uncategorized

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Dear Person Who Blocked My Driveway at The Beach,

Because I am a kind person, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt. I am assuming you are from another country where it is considered good manners to block someone’s driveway when their daughter needs to be driven to the hospital.

For that reason, I am not calling the police.  I am merely opening your unlocked car door, using your not-very-cleverly-hidden keys, and reparking your sandy Range Rover several blocks away, beneath this unfortunate “No Parking Anytime” sign.

You’re welcome.

And by the way, love your sunglasses.

nice day to one-up a fool

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