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Dear Hot UPS Guy,

29 Thursday Mar 2018

Posted by Kelly Simmons in Uncategorized

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Do you wonder about the people you deliver to, as we wonder about you?

We wonder if you are an Olympic athlete, drawn to the good benefits for traveling and training. We wonder if you are a model or actor, in between jobs. We wonder if you are married. And if you have an older brother. Or maybe a hot dad.

Do you wonder if I am a writer, based on all the books you carry to my door?  Or a dancer, because of the bright lululemon boxes?

Do you wonder why I spritz on perfume when I see you walking down my driveway?

Sincerely,

Sudden Mail Order Addict

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Gee, I think I better order more socks. And maybe some paper towels.

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